sTUPID: tujhe bus main thpar kiun para 

sTUPID: tujhe bus main thpar kiun para 

2ND STUPID:pata nai yar, meri photo aik larki ki paon mai gir gai, main ne kaha k behan g zara sari upar kar photo leni hai"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 775 views
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